I’m a girl with tattoos (three in total, and am planning to get a fourth). Most people have been pretty cool about it. But I’ve heard some stupid things too since I got my first tattoo six years ago. Honestly, I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve gotten a dirty look in public when wearing anything that shows off my upper arm tattoo. I had some pretty crazy reactions too when I told people that the hubby and I were getting tattoos instead of wedding rings.
So here are some of the dumb things I’ve heard from non-inked people (along with some of my favorite responses to give):
1. You do realize that’s a lifetime commitment, right?
You mean I can’t just wash this thing off? Of course we realize that! But guess what? We’re not as impulsive as some might think. Some of us spend a lot of time looking at designs and thinking about what to get and where to put them. Personally, I’ve never gotten a tattoo that I didn’t spend at least six months thinking about first, and I’ve never gotten anything that has no meaning whatsoever to me.
2. I think tattoos look trashy.
Well, isn’t that polite. Does judging people for their life choices make you feel superior to the rest of the human race?
3. How do you expect to ever find a job?
You mean I can’t just walk into a corporate office with Big Bird tattooed to my face? Seriously, all of my tattoos are easily covered. Believe it or not, many of us do consider employment opportunities before getting them. And there is almost no tattoo that a well thought-out wardrobe cannot hide.
4. Wow, you must be one tough chic, eh?
If I’m a tough girl, it’s because I’ve faced a lot of battles in my life and have gotten through them. The flaming guitar on my back has nothing to do with that.
5. Is that a tattoo on your arm?
No, I just decided it would be fun to finger paint on my arm. Pretty neat, eh?
6. Aren’t you worried about how it will look when you get older?
Aren’t you worried about getting gray hair and wrinkles when you get older? I’ll just be a granny with a little more colour on my skin. Plus they have these things called touch-ups now, so my ink will look awesome for years.
7. Is that a gang symbol on your arm?
Yes. The letters under the bird are the first initials of my dead parents and dead brother. As far as gangs go, they don’t get any better than the Morgan family gang!
I don’t mind at all if someone asks me how painful it was, or how much it cost me to get. If you’ve never had a tattoo before, then you need to know what to expect. And I don’t mind talking about the personal meanings behind my ink either. But don’t jump to conclusions. I’m no more likely to rob you than anyone else is.
Have you ever gotten nasty comments for your tattoos? Hit me up on Twitter @ Linda_M82.