On today’s edition of the Mancave Blog, I’m creating a starting five roster using only Radio Humber Broadcasting students.
Since I’m totally the best Fantasy Sports GM in the program, I think it’s fair that I’m the General Manager of this team.
But, I totally believe in the idea of 2 heads are better than one, so my Assistant General Manager is…
Andrew Gunn – Assistant General Manager
Why Andrew? Well to borrow a quote from my man James Freitas. “He’s the hardest working man in fantasy sports.”
Now a team is only as good as it’s Head Coach. A leader, who can draw up the X’s and O’s and manage egos. Who better for that than…
Peter Petrini – Head Coach
Why Peter Petrini? The guy is a dedicated season ticket holder of the Toronto Raptors. And no, not the last 2 years when they’ve been good. I’m talking for 10 years now. This guy lived through the Primo Pasta Andrea Bargnani era. Talk about dedication.
Now as for the Roster. My Starting Center… I need someone tall (Obviously), but more importantly, I want a bad dude there. Someone that knows he’s the shit. For that I got…
Joseph Castillo – Center
Why Joey? I thought about Tyler Barr and Geoffrey Mendelssohn due to their Vertical attributes. However I went with Castillo because I think he has a little Pau Gasol to his game. (Totally making a Hispanic reference for no reason).
Next, my team needs a solid ass dude at Powerforward. Someone who’s down to ride for the cause. Someone with some personality. I’m talking my own version of Charles Barkley. Enter…
David Bunsie – Power Forward
Next up I had to think long and hard about my Small Forward. I wanted a defensive stopper. Someone who can take a star player (or student) and get them off their A-Game. Like my very own Bruce Bowen to guard Kobe Bryant. There was only one choice for this…
Phillys O.G – Small Forward
I know what you’re thinking… I can’t trust Phillys. She’s a loose cannon. You and her don’t get along… Well my answer to that is, if she gets out of line, my head coach Peter Petrini has permission to Bobby Knight her ass.
On to Shooting Guard. I wanted someone with pinpoint accuracy. Someone with a steady hand. Someone who’s not afraid to take the big shot in the big moment.
Zachary Bourdages – Shooting Guard
Surprised? Don’t be. Have you seen the photos Zak shoots? Take this one for example.
I can’t tell if this was a guy taking a random picture, or Time Magazine’s Cover photo for Man of the year.
And we finally get to the Floor General. Someone who needs a huge amount of basketball knowledge, and who’s coordinated. Someone who makes the offense work as one. Who better than…
Jared LaunchBurli – Point Guard
Why Jared? Isn’t it obvious? Have you guys seen his hat and shoe collection? This guy dresses the part, surely he’s got some skills on the hardwood. Plus I would be remissed if I didn’t mention he won our Fantasy Basketball championship. Obviously this guy’s basketball I.Q is off the hook.
Anyways, there you have it. To recap quickly
GM – George Tsilfidis
Assistant GM – Andrew Gunn
Head Coach – Peter Petrini
Center – Joseph Castillo
Power Forward – David Bunsie
Small Forward – Phillys O.G
Shooting Guard – Zachary Bourdages
Point Guard – Jared LaunchBurli
That’s my squad. And I challenge the other half of the program to come up with a better starting five than ours!
Until next time Mancavers…